Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

Ghark

A mix between a shark and an ghost. Stealthy and deadly in the night as well as the day.

"Never mess with this guy, hes a ghark"

by Ghark December 12, 2013

The Garkies

A worshipper of the ship Gary the snail and Mark Zuckerberg. The cult started on April 12th 2020, on a nice Easter Day.

“Going to hang with the garkies today, hope nothing too naughty happens. ;)”

by Lllleemonade April 12, 2020

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

glark

Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.

To glark or not to glark, that is the question.

by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016

granks

A hybrid of "great" and "thanks," commonly used by exceedingly busy people who lack the time to vocalize both words independently of one another.

"I'll get that contact report out to you this afternoon D'Artagnan"

D'Artagnan: "Granks!"

by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009

Ghark

A mix between a shark and an ghost. Stealthy and deadly in the night as well as the day.

"Never mess with this guy, hes a ghark"

by Ghark December 12, 2013