Grandparent

A nickname for your sexual partner in sexual age play.

"Oh fuck, break my hip like the dumb grandparent I am son!!!"

by NyQuil_ December 22, 2020

great-great-grandparent

Great-grandparent's parent.

My great-great-grandparent is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

grandparenting

To take care of your children's children in a way that makes non-grandparents feel undervalued and moronic. Also, to so facetiously do your kids a favour, by simply "babysitting", but feeling like you deserve a hero cookie for it.

"Looking forward to grandparenting my grand kids for my daughter so she can go out with her friends tonight!"

by steepedtea4life October 20, 2014

Grandparent Guilt

The guilt you feel when you have not visited your grandparents in a while. Intensified by the fact that when they inevitability die of old age, you don't want to feel like you didn't see them enough while they where alive.

Mum: "When was the last time you saw your grandparents, they won't be around forever you know"
You: "Stop giving me grandparent guilt, I will go see them soon."

by cofftea August 23, 2017

Grandparent

Someone who has far to many things than necessary. This person has many things from when they were young that they really won’t get rid of. A hoarder.

“Holy cow! Why do you have whole cans of soup from when you were in the first grade? You’re such a grandparent.”

by Yougooooglencocooo July 27, 2018

Grandparental controls

To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night

I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night

by Alexia205 April 25, 2019

Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018