step-great-grandparent

1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.

My step-great-grandparent is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

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Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

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being drunk at dinner with your grandparents

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.

"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!

by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017

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Grandparents point

That steamy spot you think about when your mind wonders into its deep sexual trance. Your thought people didn't have sex. You thought wrong of course. Monday through sunday grandparents point is the spot where those you respect the most go to fuck out their self-esteem issues. Like teenagers trying to hump their way to cool-ness, your grandparents go 6ft deep boasting the prowess of a chicken with its head cut off.

Jane: Hey bob, we gonna go to grandparents point before the christmas party again?

Bob: You know what Jane, lets fuck to the dickens. It'll be rad.

by DirtyToy December 26, 2012

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