Grandmaster Galaxy

A Satanic torture device that somehow found it's way into Super Mario Galaxy 2

I tried to beat the Grandmaster Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I died another 53 times

by Nintendium-chan August 11, 2014

grandmaster nigger

Like grandmaster sub-zero form 'Mortal Kombat' the derivative grandmaster nigger harnesses the power of slavery and cotton to defeat his foes but due to his lack of right's he is never able to win a single round even if he does complete his final fatality move called the ' KKK cotton shackle chainsaw' which involves a chain covered in cotton to be whipped at the opponent piercing his upper abdomen and then being whipped again but this time the chain wraps around the opponent's neck, pulling him toward grandmaster nigger where a KKK mask is then placed on his head and is then strung up to a tree and then covered gasoline where he is then lit on fire and left to burn, grandmaster nigger finishes his move by saying "stupid fucking niggers".

person 1: How come he can never win?
person 2: Oh, because its grandmaster nigger he doesn't have the rights to win

by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020

Grandmaster Sexay

A high-ranking practitioner of the art of Sexay. There are very few left, and those that are lucky enough to find one should consider themselves honored.

"Hey, it's Jeff!"

"Oh, you mean Grandmaster Sexay?"

"Yeah. How is he so good with the chicks?"

"He spent a long time practicing the art of Sexay, you know.

by Stagosaurus Sex-ay July 3, 2010

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

Grandmaster J

A wannabe DJ who tells everyone he is a legend, without having and good reason for doing so.

'Inventor' of the child's toy masquerading as DJ equipment known as BEAMZ.

Grandmaster J: just google me!
Everyone else: We did!

beamz

by UNIT8046 November 23, 2013

GrandMaster Kush

high quality homegrown kush that grower or dealer was too stoned to come up with a better name

dude:whats it called man?
Dealer:ummmm.......grandmaster kush
Dude: sweet ill take a 8th

by PH@ B(A$$) December 15, 2010

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014