Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)

Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.

by Gauchacj November 21, 2011

moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 18, 2017

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 11, 2019

Grandayy

The meme god that is better than Dolan Dark.All of our people should praise this chosen lad.

Look the top shagger Grandayy is coming.

by A fellow Lad August 13, 2018

grandad

A older gentleman. Often a postman called Kevin

Kevin you are such a grandad

by Chicken83 April 8, 2007

grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.

While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."

by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008

Johnny's Grandaddy Kush.

Kush found in Sara's Grandads' little room, in the backyard mixed with weed from Johnny's blunts.

Kenia: "Hey Sara, what's in this joint?"
Sara: "Oh, just some of Johnny's Grandaddy Kush."

by GDKMan May 10, 2011