Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.
by wheelsucker October 08, 2022
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Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.
She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.
by G. Twilight March 21, 2024
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grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it
Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.
by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023
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Ur grampy trampy

The most powerful of all insults, if used on you, you might as well die
by The big gay March 11, 2018
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