graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016

The Graduate (the band)

(Easily considered the most talented band that I have EVER seen live) A band that creates amazing music and is extremely talented-that should be signed so that I can get some more of their music-their stage presence will make you feel as if they (or at the very least, the lead singer) is peering into your very soul even in the most crowded room.

Amazing sound, amazing presence, amazing talent, an amazing band.

~the end~

"The Graduate (the band)" is godly.

by A temporarily lost soul.. September 6, 2010

Graduate student syndrome

Graduate student syndrome includes those who've never held a job, their parents paid for their education, think that they know better than you outside of their discipline, can never be wrong, can't admit when they are wrong, and are insecure.

Jesse attempted to school his landlord with respect to property management law. He got his ass handed to him. He thinks that he knows everything and is never wrong. I think he's suffering from graduate student syndrome.

by kilday April 7, 2019

Christmas Graduate

University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.

"Where did Charlie go?"

"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."

by Eugene206 December 7, 2006

Graduated

Been there done that tens times over or they have seen and been through enough to accept you as qualified to not be there or go theough that to judge or handle a particular field of study on a sibject matter. Also having a complete comprehension to make expert judgement. Accepted by God.

Graduated you completed comprehension on the study.

Please dont pass judgement with out first comprehending what it is your studying. No one wants you to fail judgement so try to get them to Graduate you without judgment.

by Brain thoughts August 21, 2017

Graduate

To lose ones virginity.

Hey did you hear, daniel just graduated with katie last night!

by Thatpervydude October 16, 2018

Madrasa graduate

A one who strongly believes in crap and refuses to accept science and logic.

Isro: In 2019, we'll land on moon
Fawad: We can see the moon, what's the need to go there?
Internet: Dude, Are you a madrasa graduate?

by invincible88 October 8, 2019