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Gornish

An exclamation stemming from the pastry industry of europe. Gornish is most often used to indicate a sensation of profound profundity, as of a red-headed viking realizing the existential nature of life and the world.
Hagar, have you considered the nature of life?
*long pause*
GORNISH!
by BigChickens December 3, 2004
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gortikov

That guy has a massive Gortikov
by Pleasedaddyfuckme January 31, 2018
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gorikoza

SHITTY BAND FROM LONG ISLAND they have horrible lead vocals and shitty riffs
Person 1:Hey man, lets go see that band gorikoza!
Person 2: Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, they suck!
by ASSHOLE July 24, 2004
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garnika

dam look at that gurl whit them 2 guys she is such a garnika
by irock skechers March 8, 2009
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gorning

neologism. abbreviation of "good morning".
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"
by Giganecroghei October 18, 2008
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Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.
Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"
by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009
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gopnik

Agressive slav russian who loves eating sunflower's seeds.
-Hey you, give me your mobile phone, i need to make a call.(provocation to steal your phone or to beat up and steal all your goods)
-I dont have my phone right now, fuck you, gopnik.
by cnupm December 13, 2017
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