Goontosis

A state in which ejaculation (gooning) is imminent and physically cannot take it anymore.

Yeah Andrew? He's been edging for WEEKS. I think he's about to go into goontosis.

by the goon whisperer February 27, 2024

goontosis

A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.

Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!

by Waukee fan man February 16, 2024

Goontosis

when you goon so hard you reach Goontosis

“911 whats your emergency”

“I have been gooning”

“since?”

“may.. may 2022”

“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis”

by Tbvnks February 21, 2024

goontosis

Goontosis is a disease one may contract from overly gooning. It causes blisters on the genitalia area, as well as rashes. Goontosis may be treated with medication, but cannot be cured.

“Did you hear? Anthony contracted Goontosis!”

by GH0STGOR3 February 20, 2024

Goontosis

A heightened state of mind that proceeds after gooning. This enlightenment is above all else and allows for a man to mentally ascend past the mortal plain.

I goon therefore I am, goontosis has allowed for me to see all that is within the paradigms of our realm.

by Arisolstice February 6, 2024

goontosis

A prolonged state of gooning where one persons mind becomes so destroyed due to the urge of climaxing.

He’s fucked him he’s in a state of goontosis

by Gooning guy June 27, 2024

goontosis

After intensely gooning for X amount of time, oneself may enter a hypnotic state called goontosis. Goontosis is an elevated state of gooning and is extremely difficult to achieve. When in goontosis, the gooner in question will essentially be transported to another dimension and completely consumed by the goon.

Person 1: Yo, is that guy over there dead or something? He looks fucked..
Person 2: Nah dude, he's deep in goontosis.

by Boouty January 27, 2024