Westwood Goodbye

The act of falling asleep while receiving fellatio. It is the antithesis of a Brentwood Hello.

That chick sucked my dick last night, but she was so bad that I ended up giving her a Westwood Goodbye.

by Eighteen Dummy August 25, 2016

Jewish Goodbye

People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet

"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."

by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015

Minnesota Goodbye

The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.

The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.

by Jordan has Skills July 29, 2006

Short Goodbye

The improper or silent goodbye. Often resulting in the long goodbye.

It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.

She leaves just silence in her path, a short goodbye, some photographs. I just can’t tell you why I let her break my heart again.

by 5daysofSummer December 29, 2012

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse

Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020

goodbye and good riddance

An idiom or Cliché

Like. He threw himself at her feet!
Goodbye and good riddance is used when you break up with someone. It is
used to indicate that a departure, or loss is welcome.

From all the torment this woman put me through. I couldn't be more glad to see her back as she walked away.

Goodbye and good riddance!

by Manurehappens April 21, 2018

the hard goodbye

a gruesome, slow unnatural death (ie, not from a long illness or something like that); a difficult death, usually involving (prolonged) torture.

I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. Well I'm gonna find that son of a bitch that killed you and I'm gonna give him the hard goodbye. When I found out who did it it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty -- my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead, the Hell I send him to will seem like Heaven after what I've done to him. I love you Goldie. -- Marv (Sin City)

by merc m misfire September 28, 2005