Over the Sweater Good Morning Tokyo

When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.

Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.

by nekoparc5 November 10, 2014

Tokyo Good Morning

When you say hi to a hot girl via speakerphone while simultaneously parting your buttcheeks and farting.

I called Nicole this morning to see how she was doing and I started off the call with a Tokyo Good Morning.

by Sanchez905 February 3, 2019

Good Morning America

A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:

4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)

Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.

Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?

I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!

Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.

by jollyroger1210 December 17, 2010

Good Morning & God Bless

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.

John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!

by kboof May 23, 2018

good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

by brendan July 1, 2004

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Portland good morning

Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.

My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.

by wetduck November 21, 2010