Gonzalo

To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.

Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.

by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014

gonzalo

A WEIRD MAN WHOM I GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND HE HAS PORNO FACIAL HAIR
BUT HES ALSO AMAZING

gonzalo has porno facial hair but it’s okay he’s a good friend

by urmom10k November 29, 2021

Gonzalo

he is the most beautiful guy ever he is the best guy he is best

omg look its so gonzalo

by Pepe Marcelo November 24, 2021

Gonzalo

He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.

Oh wow, you're such a Gonzalo.
Stop being a simp, Gonzalo.

by cooldriver1995 March 9, 2021

gonzalo

Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls

Ask gonzalo

by CLIFFTON February 6, 2014

gonzaloid

someone who praises the terrorist known as Abimael Guzman

gonzaloid: deng is bad so im going to chop off the heads of some dogs and boil babies and call anyone I dislike a revisionist

normal person: fuck off.

by hixen discording December 9, 2021

Gonzalo

A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox

Damn he is so Gonzalo.

Look at that gonzalo

by Gonzalo Vargas July 4, 2012