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Golf Clap

A Sexually Transmitted Disease afflicting overpaid golfers located primarily on the scrotum. (See: Tiger Woods)
Man, I got so much skank ass this past weekend in vegas I think I'm coming down with the Golf Clap. I can't stop scratching my balls!
by Butt Rustler October 22, 2010
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golf clap

another word for mastrubation
"What's taking him so long?"
"He's golf clapping!"
by Mahoney September 19, 2005
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golf clap

A method of congratulating a friend on a great hit when smoking the green herb
As my hit filled the tent, I received a golf clap from my friends.
by Ethereal Monkey April 14, 2006
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Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.
I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.
by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020
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Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.
My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.
by mhawke69 August 26, 2015
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Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.
Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019
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