Goldstein

The act of getting a body part caught in something, chain drives, gears, machinery, doors, etc

Boy! You better be careful, you don't want to get your goldstein caught in there!"

by scrottum dandruff October 21, 2008

Muddy Goldstein

When your nose accidentally goes into a chicks asshole while 69ing.

I was face deep in a hair box and she sat up and i gave her a muddy Goldstein

by pallet187/NsZ77 May 27, 2013

Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences

A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!

"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"

by hittheroad646 September 16, 2020

goldsteined

To get black out drunk after one beer. The best of the best will manage to get black out drunk five nights a week. Only to then attempt to sleep with every girl in the vicinity, when that fails, it's on to dudes.

Example #1:
Dude, I totally goldsteined last night!

Example #2:
Oh man, you've goldsteined five nights in a row now!

by JewFanNOT April 4, 2010

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Al Goldstein

Obese Jewish pornographer and founder of Screw Magazine. Host of the now-defunct cable sex show Midnight Blue.

Al Goldstein is a true American hero

by Bukkake-sensei November 30, 2004