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goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch

"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
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Goldfish NostrilBlaster

The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.
My Goldfish NostrilBlaster flew 5 feet!
by nostrilblaster#1 December 2, 2011
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ur goldfish gay

Its worse than ur dog gay its terrible if you say it to a person they will shit them self immediately.
jess: ur dog gay

you: ur goldfish gay

jess : (shits herself and curls up in a ball and fucks off to mexico)
by shit.on.a.shingle December 9, 2019
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e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.
'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'
by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009
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going goldfish

1 - When you continue to eat whatever is in front of you, even if you're not hungry.

2 - If you continue to feed a goldfish, it will keep eating and eating until it eventually dies.
1 - "You went goldfish on that pasta"
"I know, I think I'm going to explode"

2 - "Somebody get theses chips away from me before I go goldfish"
by Chris Branaman September 5, 2005
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piss off you goldfish

the famous RTC quote by kirk7715: "piss off you goldfish"
player: you killed me you noob I hate u
kirk: piss off you goldfish
by Frostyminecart z May 20, 2015
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Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.
"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."
by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006
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