Drowning goldfish

An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings

You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later

by massivetittyworm123 March 27, 2022

Goldfishing

When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.

He was so fucked up on mushrooms, he spent the whole night goldfishing around his apartment and never made it out to meet us.

We wasted a few hours goldfishing around camp before we even realized that we missed the burn.

by DJJD2000 August 9, 2009

Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person

Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.

by Azraelo September 21, 2016

goldfish

the snack that smiles back

these things are really addicting

by ilovegoldfish July 3, 2005

Goldfish

The purest little animals that swim around in large cuboids filled with water. When it comes to goldfish, opinions are rather polarising - there are really only two types of people: those who have an undying love and experience monomania towards those creatures, and those who openly dislike them as think that they're boring little lumps that open and close their mouths.

Far too often, they are portrayed in unfunny Youtube videos as memeable and clumsy things who only exist for the human race to laugh at.

its time to stop.

Far too often, goldfish are treated as though they're nothing more than entities that exist for us to laugh at.

by tapulele May 6, 2020

goldfish slap

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".

While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class

by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017

Goldfish guy

(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.

It was inspired by a real case in the 70's

If you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy

by Tanghot July 28, 2017