Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.

Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

by Brandon, Beau, Oscar, Tyler June 19, 2008

Gorilla Killa

A menthol cigarette.

My friend Jamal is smoking a gorilla killa.

by Mister Boston March 1, 2011

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by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

Gokul

The most powerful being in the universe. He was present before time itself and defies all laws of reality. He can pass through multiple dimensions and warp space and time to his bidding. Gokul is present within this current world, masquerading as a weak mortal. No one knows what his true intentions are, as it remains a mystery to know what he will do in the future. Mess with Gokul and you mess with death itself, perhaps even more powerful. Gokul can create multiple realities and can fuse multiple time slices together, as he is in the past, present and future. There has been speculation of a clan that knows and has seen Gokul's true mortal body, and aims to follow his path and observe him throughout their lives. They are known as the Gokulites, faithful followers that aim to learn about the true origin of the world and his rivalry between Balance itself, known as the Yiyang.

"Have you given your offerings to Lord Gokul"
"Yes I have, I am not a fool that engages in the bickering of mortals, I have better things to do."
"Very good, now let us bow down to Gokul"

by Gokulite#1 May 25, 2019

Gorilla Sloth

A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)

Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.

by sepha June 8, 2011

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Lonely gorilla

A trash youtuber who makes spammy community polls

I post shit content- Lonely Gorilla

by George Rhannie July 3, 2023