southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

scrotes my goats

To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.

R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.

by TitanD May 4, 2010

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010