Gorphing

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.

I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.

by Maimo February 7, 2020

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

gargling

the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won't swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.

i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom - doin' the jazz hands, gargling all the way.

by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

piss gargling

What is says on the packet really. The art of gargling your own piss, or the piss of another, as you would mouth wash. Very popular with watersport enthusiasts and Jane Fonda (who claims it keeps her healthy). I would imagine it is bad for halitosis.

I wouldn't kiss her after I found out she was a piss gargler.

by Lord Football March 20, 2005

grappling baby

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.

You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.

by tvet0013 December 15, 2011

grappling

A Southern U.S. expression meaning to fish by hand. (A synonym for noodling.) A grappler goes into the water, feels for a hole which may be occupied by a catfish, and entices the catfish to bite his hand. The grappler then wrestles the catfish to the surface.

We're going grappling for catfish today, so get the hushpuppies ready!

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

Gargling Gravy

When a man cums into a girl's mouth, then, like toothpaste, swishes and gargles the cum before spitting it out, usually onto or into the man.

Dudebro #1: Dude I heard you smashed Stacy last week, that girl's a freak bro!

Dudebro #2: You aren't kidding, she was gargling gravy! My nut didn't taste half bad too.

Dudebro #1: Bet? Lemme get a taste!

by CrossiantBoy November 25, 2019