an item you would use to shplinke your dingumpf after committing arson. typically used against people of color(I'm talking about blacks).
"Hey bro don't forget to shplinke your dingumpf with your glorpus before your wetsminshk fucking explodes."
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combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.
I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order
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