why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you
how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"
dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice
how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"
dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019
(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.
Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."
Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."
"Are you raging tonight"
"Hell yeah"
Two hours later (11:45 PM)
"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"
"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"
"Sorry dude"
"Way to pull a Gilbert!"
"Hell yeah"
Two hours later (11:45 PM)
"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"
"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"
"Sorry dude"
"Way to pull a Gilbert!"
by wadsipppp September 26, 2012
Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward
by Anonymous192837456 November 21, 2012
To take a conversation or situation to the excess. To act with reckless abandon as though one is beyond reproach.
Guy looks over at this chick with a tracheotomy and says to his friends "nice, just another hole to finger." Classic gilberting.
by hexluther April 13, 2011
Womanizer. He tries to get with any girl he can, and makes her fall hard for him. Once he gets too deep he drops her like a pile of bricks. He will use and abuse in every which way he can to get his way. He will use her for money, lust, and food.
by RealTalk101 June 4, 2015
by gratyuble June 8, 2014