ghettophile

a person who is completely infatuated and/or obsessed with urban or gang-related culture to the point of absurdity. Specifically, one who would otherwise have no rational ties to the "ghetto" culture.

"I can't believe how much Ricky has changed since high school."

"Yeah, man. He used to be such a ghettophile. I mean...it wouldn't have been such a big deal, but he lived in the biggest house on our street."

by The Wilhelm Scream December 3, 2014

Ghettosburg

A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.

Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"

Me: "Ghettosburg?"

Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."

Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"

Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."

Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"

by Tinted Windows August 10, 2012

ghettospeed internet

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

Ghettophorically Speaking

1. (adj.)
Derived from the terms ghetto and metaphorically speaking The term is used to describe the use of a ghetto phrase or word in speech. This phrase or word often does not mean the original definition, but rather another implied meaning.

2. (adj.) (v.)
Used when explaining your speech patterns to an individual with no ghetto background or knowledge.

3. (v.)
When making a reference to a ghetto phrase not normally used in your personal patterns of speech.

1. "My lip gloss be poppin'"

2. "When I said, 'get out my face' I did not imply you were literally INSIDE my face. I was just ghettophorically speaking."

3. "I'm just ghettophorically speaking here but... He better back up before I smack him upside his fat head."

by ludicrousy November 14, 2009

ghettosaur

Someone who has lived in the hood for so long that they are likened to be a dinosaur of the ghetto.

One kid to another: "Who's that crazy old cracker pushing the cart?"
Other kid: "Old Bob? Dude, that guy is a ghettosaur!"

by idiotboxradio May 20, 2006

ghettostomp

v.- to utterly annihilate

The United States ghettostomped the Iraqi Republican guard.

by Nick Rex May 18, 2005

ghettosauce

something so awesomely ghetto it can not be described by awesome alone.

Girl 1- do you see that womans hair over there?
Girl 2- hell yeah, that is so ghettosauce.

Guy 1- we ran out of cups for breakfast so we used the 40's from last night.
Guy 2- yall are so ghettosauce

by chikkachikkayeah December 28, 2009