cock germs

Don't be dumb, std's.

Dave: Dude, feels like I'm wearing wool under-roo's.
George: You got the cock germs bro...

by BoozieSuz June 27, 2016

my germs

A phrase which is to be yelled out immediately before thrusting your own hand into any given food which is to be shared amongst a group of people at the given moment.

A quote most commonly known from the Wayans brothers' masterpiece comedy film, Scary Movie II, said by Chris Elliott's character in the film.

Jim (holding a large bowl of macaroni salad): This macaroni salad looks delicious!
Greg: MY GERMS! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
Jim: Fucking dickhead!
Greg: Hehehe.

by supermuthafuckinvillain November 22, 2011

jean germs

Many many many very very bad bad GERMS that come from JEAN. Or known as JEAN GERMS

Eww I got infested with JEAN GERMS!!

by Hxjckckdjsksk December 12, 2018

forever germs

Germs coming from human feces, snot , and puke.

Keep your forever germs away from me.

by Crazy_asian01 June 7, 2016

Home germs

The germs in your home, the ones you are well acquainted with.

Get your hands off your mouth you'll spread the Corona! Nah I won't these are my home germs I'm using.

by Chaosoftime10 March 18, 2020

Fluffy germs

Used when the woman during anal secretes a semi/fluid excrement while the male is humping her, the fluid starts bubbling as a result.

"Damn bro, I fucked her and I didn't even realize I gave her fluffy germs"

by bababoeey July 31, 2021

Fluffy germs

The phrase used to define a lady's anus when doing anal intercourse when she shat liquid poo while the man kept thrusting into it, thus forming Fluffy Germs

I didn't realize I gave her the Fluffy Germs

by bababoeey August 4, 2021