The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.
by Mr Lorax October 23, 2012
Get the Max Geigermug. Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"
"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"
"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
by Analog Lover October 29, 2009
Get the Geiger's Lawmug. Perfect example of what is wrong with today's music scene. It seems that all these shitty musicians like Teddy Geiger and James Blunt are on top, while real musicians like Yngwie Malmsteen and such fail to achieve mainstream success. This of course is probably due to their fans who are just as pathetic themselves (dumb chicks who think these guys are hot or stupid guys who think they're good) Either way Teddy Geiger sucks and is almost as crappy as his music. It's sad that these losers are on top of the world. Any fan of his doesn't know shit about music and shouldn't even be allowed to touch a guitar. Fact is Teddy Geiger sucks and Malmsteen, Vai, or even Satriani, all could tear him a new ass in their sleep.
Guy 1- "Like omg dude look at Teddy Geiger playing 'For You I Will' he's so cool man."
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*
by Geiger_sucks July 3, 2006
Get the teddy geigermug. I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.
by EROYAL December 31, 2011
Get the Geiger Countermug. by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022
Get the Braden Geigermug. Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023
Get the Geiger Countermug. The embodiment of “cringe”.
by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020
Get the Dylan Geigermug.