The act of performing and publishing useless and overbearing genome-wide association studies (GWAS) that serve no other purpose than to confuse people about the contribution of genetics to social and behavioural traits.
Professor Smith's misleading paper on how some genetic markers associate with educational attainment is another sorry example of gwasturbation
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Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.
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Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.
by TheLightningPhoenix September 22, 2020
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