Gargamelon

Gargamel from The Smurfs but he’s also a Melon.

"Bro, have any weird dreams lately?"
"Yeah man. I dreamt about Gargamelon yesterday. Crazy."

by big stinky cat May 25, 2023

That Gargamel

To categorize something as negative. Simply not good. Total Garbage. Opposite of "That Fire."

"Man, you watchin' Go-Bots? That's that gargamel!"

"I used off brand deodorant, and I smell like a fish. That stuff is 'that gargamel'."

by Jarbartutuer December 13, 2006

Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

by spbbg May 14, 2011

Gargamel

One who indulges in a long night of hard drink, I mean Martin Luther King Jr. Status, and then pursues one of the lady folk in an intimate manner usually characterized by much grabbing of her body parts and gibberish being spoken. The night for this person usually ends with him in the Penn State shower room horse playing with the young boys.

Sean was straight gargameling last night which is why he's now donating 10,000 dollars to the 2nd mile charity.

by Chickin Fingaz November 20, 2011

gargamel

A guy who tucks his male genitalia between his legs to see how he'd look if he was a woman.

Silence of the Lamb's "Buffalo Bill" is a gargamel for stuffing the boys between his legs and admires himself.

by paul-e-wog May 24, 2008

gargamolecules

A phrase commonly used when a phone is dropped on ones head.

Oh, gargamolecules!! My phone dropped on my head!!

by defnotmarlenemckinnon December 21, 2021

Gargami

Gargami is a select group or individual, it comes from the word 'Gargom'. Usually if your are a Gargami, you're unique. So unique that this word isn't even for you.

"Oh wow, Look over there! It's a Gargami!"

by Shiekky June 1, 2009