dirty garbanzo bean

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

Garbanja

1. Used as a rhetoric to describe the ingenious authenticity of silliness or other humor.

2. Discarding of ridiculous rubbish, usually when mad.

3. Describes something thrill-seeking or wild.

4. Alternate of garbage.

Oh, what a bunch of garbanja!

Oh my garbanja! Thats spectacular!

Can you throw that garbanja away.

by Dr. Hoover November 27, 2011

Garamanda

An NJ who just revises instead of coming out with his good mate Jake to have some cali.

He just turned down going out with me, he's such a garamanda.

by JRWWWW May 31, 2019

Gavin Garbrant

A piece of fucking shit.

Random Person: this tape is weak and doesn't belong in society.

Me: don't you mean it's Gavin Garbrant?

by Notyouraveragehoe87 February 7, 2022

garbanzo beans

A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.

"Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans."

by slurber November 3, 2015

Garbanzo beaner

A person of mixed Mexican and Arab/Middle Eastern descent.

-"Nada's mom is Mexican but her dad is from Lebanon".
- "I see! she's a garbanzo beaner".

by Foreign October 20, 2014

garbanzo

verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

2. To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

3. To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.

1. Oops, I just garbanzoed.

2. Don't garbanzo my space.

3. Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?

by M. Miller and M. Davis October 16, 2007