gurk

to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi

girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty

by kellyshawn August 9, 2006

gurk

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

Gurk

A lame person, who always needs to make their lameness visible and heard which eventually ruins the fun.

A gurk is derived from a Dutch pronunciation of the word ''kurk'' which is the corky part of a Birkenstock's sole.

-Lisa ruined our plans again, now we have to change the entire vacation last-minute!
-She is such a gurk!!!
-Johny only talks about his job and how exhausted and busy he is.
-What a gurk!

by SlonkaThony December 16, 2022

gurk

A romantic interest

1. David and Billy found a gurk on Roblox

2. She my gurk, She just doesn't know it yet!

3. David, Billy, and Quinten from Lagful Paradise founded the word gurk

by JeffTheCanadian March 3, 2019

gurk

a female; a girl; anyone who doesn't have a Y chromosome

You throw like a gurk!

by kateyox July 3, 2006

Gurk

(GRR-Kah) n. a girly jerk, native to upstate New York. These wild and beautiful creatures can become violent when threatened and are very protective of there territory.

The gurk struck her boy friend on the back of the head for looking at another of her kind.

by Libbyskidge2010 October 7, 2010

gurk

A word to say when wading through gross mud or upon encountering gross slime on a handrail that you were using.

James Nye: "Ruby, let me wipe this gross frosting on your face!"
Ruby: "NO! Gurk! Well, ok."

by SeppukuKnife April 9, 2005