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A tribe of feral, primitive and hostile dim-witted creatures that often march in groups like mindless zombies when attacking, usually under guidance of a leader who will attempt to brainwash them into servitude. They are extremely loud, one can hear them from a far distance, and their war cry resembles a few English words strung together and repeated continuously. Their instinct is to attack ferociously and with no legitimate cause. Prey of the greens will either be attempted to be enslaved or otherwise destroyed.

Greens do not endure most environments well for long periods of time and attempt to adjust said environments to fit their own natural standards, quite often poisoning the environments beforehand.
"what's that loud repetitive chanting noise?"
"the greens are on the hunt again. Run"
Greens by Pålitlig Kapten May 15, 2018
The sacred first hit of a newly packed bong or bowl, valued for being a perceived better quality and stronger hit of marijuana.
Xander: "yo, you want greens?"
Seamus: "Word"
Greens by Professor McGreeragall December 8, 2018
Dam I really need some greens
Greens by Zoegod61 February 9, 2020
Simon has loaded up a bowl for him and his roommate Wilson to enjoy. Simon tells Wilson: “Bro, you get greens because you just got off of work.”
Greens by Astrogirl May 4, 2020
New bowl is loaded who wants greens?
Greens by itsalexisok January 6, 2021
an alternative for weed that is green (untouched)
bro i’m so happy my girlfriend let me smoke greens last night
greens by ay111ac February 3, 2022