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gonzo mask

When a male places his genitilia over a persons face to make that person look similar to gonzo from the muppets. This act is usually performed when a person is asleep on their back and the masker approaches from the head, one testicle is placed in each eye socket and the penis is laid upon the nose forming a mask similar to gonzo's.
"Jeff's passed out, lets gonzo mask that mother fucker"
by Captain Gonzo Mask October 16, 2006
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Gonzorrhea

A horrible disease consisting of symptoms such as, but not limited to: inflammation of the bowels, thick pus like nasal congestion, chronic explosive diarrhea, a foul lingering odor, and persistent rectal bleeding.
Dude, I caught a wicked case of Gonzorrhea at that Boy Vs. Bear show last night. Can I blow up your toilet?
by katabatichaos November 27, 2010
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Goozoojoe

The most amazing penguin in the entire world. A little stupid and a little player but everyone loves him!!
Piazcheh : "Goozoojoe, you are so awesome! Come over tonight."
by NelLenNik November 29, 2011
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gozongas

Attractive Female breasts, tits, boobs, whatever you want to call them.
Look at jannet's gozongas!
by laid. January 2, 2006
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Gozz

To spit, commonly in Northern slang
Ugh, that bloke's just gozzed on the pavement!
by horrorshow October 21, 2013
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the gonzo effect

A state of mind induced by psychedelic and deleriant drugs that is characterized by a total lack of logic and reason, difficulty or inability to communicate with others, and the complete loss of one's sense of reality. Other symptoms may include:
-gibberish or non-linear speech
-dizziness, disorientation
-racing and/or delusional thought
-visual and auditory delerium (seeing/hearing things that aren't there)
-throwing chairs and other large objects
-rolling around on the floor yelling about reptiles
-attempting suicide at the end of Jefferson Airplane songs
The term gonzo come from the works of a writer Hunter S. Thompson, who became famous for taking excessive amounts of drugs at some of the most important historical events of the twentieth century, and still having time to write up the newspaper report. He called this gonzo journalism, which is what the gonzo effect is derived from.
Dude, Billy had a the gonzo effect last night! He smashed a vase, broke down his front door, and tore up every piece of paper in the house. I guess that must have been some really strong acid
by Dr. Gonzo314 August 10, 2010
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Gonzos

Breasts that resemble Gonzo's nose from the muppet show
She had tits like gonzos and really thicc thighs
by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020
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