Goosing

goosing is when a girl attempts to be a hoe by showing off her ass that is flat af, but in reality she is awkward as hell and can't talk to a guy and becomes a weird awkward goose.

Justin- yo that girl over there is awkward as hell.
Tim- yeah that girl is always goosing she can't even make eye contact with a guy.
Justin-lmao she's probably lesbian.

Goosing by Fuckgooses March 17, 2017

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whilst having anal intercourse with a woman you stick you fingers down her throat to make her wretch and this tightens the sphincter muccle increasing your pleasure

goosing by mw October 25, 2003

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goosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his body and flaps his hands/ arms as a goose would flap their wings. Usually done on a friday, after moosing on a thursday. Often followed by Footlosing on a Saturday. Goose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional. See also Moosing and Footlosing

He my names Jack, do you like Moosing? well then you will love Goosing...

goosing by Betty_Emma June 2, 2008

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Goosing

abandoning a friend while you were being his wing man caused by social awkwardness,inhiberation or ejecting from a jet.

ex 1:" I was talking to these girls but my friend kept goosing by talking about Lord of the Rings."

ex 2:" My roommate was giving me advice on picking up a girl at a party. He ended up goosing me because he had so much SoCo that he had to be carried home."

ex: 3: Top Gun.

Goosing by ryanel March 25, 2010