Gagascopophobojudgia

The phobia of being stared at, and judged, by the popular musical entertainer 'Lady Gaga'.

Mild sufferers simply fear the glance of the meat-wearing musician being laid upon them. More extreme sufferers will come out in a cold sweat when they hear the phrase "Gaga Ooh La La, Roma Romana..."

Related phobias: Katyperistitis (the fear of Katy Perry flirting with you through the TV) and Biebertosis (the fear of pint-sized pop stars, in general)

"I'm scared of attending the VMAs - I've got total Gagascopophobojudgia" - Director and Raconteur Kevin Smith, Smodcast episode 141

by Henweb November 13, 2010

gaigasm

To fake orgasm for the manga/anime character Maito Gai from Naruto (otherwise known as a fangasm; but for this specific character only).

The phrase has been coined by numerous fans on fanart and forum communities.

Did you see that sexy fanart of Maito Gai? I so gaigasmed!

by mongrelssister May 6, 2009

gagash

a person who gets high, stands on the corner and tries to hook up with every girl who passes by

Jenny saw gagash standing on the corner and therefore she decided to turn around and go back

by yghm January 4, 2009

Afghan Gasmask

When a man places his balls over the eyes of an unsuspecting/suspecting individual and then farts in their mouth.

Ricky saved Charlene's life from the release of Abdul's WMDs by giving her an Afghan Gasmask!

by k.rok.com February 27, 2011

Arabian Gasmask

The supreme act of eternal matrimony in which the man slips his cornhole into the woman's nose and lets his testicles rest in her eyes. The man then proceeds to fart while the woman's nose is in his ballon knot. This creates the illusion of the woman wearing a gas mask. In some cultures this is a sacred custom which is practised in holy marriage.

"As I slipped on his Arabian Gasmask, I knew that he was the one for me. We were one soul, and one mind."

"The particular smell in John's Arabian Gasmask solidified our relationship, and I knew I was in Love"

"Me and gary continually argue over who gets to Arabian Gasmask who, He says my anus is cleaner. But I disagree due to my chronic Screechies."

by Dr. Wilma May 16, 2006

bulgarian gasmask

When the sexual parter at the top of sixty-nine sits up on their partners face, and positions their rectum above the face of said partner and rips asshole. Gasmask indicating moisture and particle debris. Sleep well.

"Hey Joe, did you see the video of Brandon giving Ashley a Bulgarian gasmask?"

by joelrose February 24, 2007

Gasasster

When you eat a pie of pizza or something like that and hot fucking fury shoots out of your ass cheeks

Kogan that chocolate fountain and pizza is a recipe for a gasasster

by Naor the man December 27, 2019