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Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana
Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!
by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017
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Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.
DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
by P2P narco May 8, 2019
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santa fe funnel cake

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A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.
by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013
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the opening to the entrance round someone's ass pipe, shit ditch,ass hole,stink star,fart box!!
Steve felt like tappin Andrea right in her Shit funnel!
by Don4 June 15, 2008
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Strap-On Funnel

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A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.
Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.
by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008
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The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.
Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?
by Russ Ginker August 14, 2009
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spunk funnel

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i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.
by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008
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