bag fumbler

don't be a bag fumbler or you'll be a real parker applebee's
by Thuck normies September 15, 2022
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Fumbler

The one and true definition of this word is Shivanand. Nothing more.. nothing less.
Quite literally anyone :Shivanand is quite literally the biggest fumbler to grace the earth. How he fumbles to this extent needs to be studied.
by Jaga und Baga July 08, 2024
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junk fumbler

One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.
Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.
by Oodam February 17, 2009
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Bean Fumbler

Someone who flakes on plans after they have been made.
Sam: Bro fuck this man Jack, I was going to hoop with him but he flaked.

Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.
by MNS2057 October 29, 2021
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fumbler brah

A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.

Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.

While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.

Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”

“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”

If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
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