fudgepacker

someone who takes it up the jaxi
a gay person
derogatory term

that gay boy is such a fudgepacker

by Tom''PenFold July 27, 2009

fudgepacker

Someone who loves to reach in a guy'a anus and get a handfull of fudge and pack it on his face!

Luke is not getting tanner, he has just a fudgepacker.

by dontmesswithme December 30, 2008

FudgePacker

one who is the biggest douche bag of them all and drops the worst commets at all the wrong times (See: FUDGEFUCK)

Man1: man did you see that play that everyone was screaming about while i was at the bathroom!

FudgePacker: oh no man i missed it

Man1: well what the hell were you doing?

FudgePacker: well there was a pretty butterfly that was resting on the window and couldnt help but adore it

Man1: case rested FudgePacker!

by A-Wal January 19, 2007

FUDGEPACKER

A term used in Angry Kid (by Aardman Studios) when Darren (Angry Kid) pretends to have tourettes in the car when David Holt (dad) drives somewhere with him.

"Nah dad, Tourettes Syndrome, when you can't stop yourself from saying things you balded fudgepacker!!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

by Aardman April 13, 2023

Fudgepacker Paradox

This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012

Fudgepacker's Disease

AIDS

The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.

by Dick Fitzentite September 28, 2009

Fudgepacker U

Penn State used to be referred to as Linebacker U but now it should be called Fudgepacker U thanks to Sandusky.

Please 'Dooky Dick' Sandusky, do not make me an alumni of Fudgepacker U.

by Aluminumb November 12, 2011