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Fuckity Fuckallelujah

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.
An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!
by cuddlypsycho June 16, 2016
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fucktally challenged

Politically correct way of saying "fucktard"; contraction of "fucking mentally challenged"
1st person: "That guy is such a fucktard!"

2nd person: "You shouldn't say that anymore. The politically correct term is fucktally challenged."
by Zinnc November 29, 2011
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fuckball

an asshole or someone you extremely dislike
you fuckin fuckball bastard
by sam defrezz May 13, 2005
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Fuckallery

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.
Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.
by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010
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FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
by Fighterjock January 11, 2007
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fucknally

A smartass combination of "fuck" + "finally" to express annoyance and relief at the same time.
I waited for her in restaurant for 50 minutes and thought she stood me up.

When she fucknally came she had a such lame excuse I couldn't believe it.
by smartass nerd November 15, 2011
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fuckball

A sexual practice where six or more consensual adults get naked and roll around together on the floor indulging in mostly non penetrative sex. As the six bodies pile around each other, the 'fuckball' appears to be a single mass of limbs that rolls. Think Twister, without the mat and with erections.
"Hey guys, shall we get naked and roll ourselves a fuckball?"
by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008
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