Fustard

The combination of Fucking + Bastard

Man you are the biggest FUSTARD!

by BoredFilo June 19, 2006

Frustarded

When ultimate frustration is reached causing a retarded-like mentality.

After working hard all quarter, my sales numbers were so bad that I became frustarded and could not continue my job.

by Mr. Awesome Taint September 22, 2009

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

fructard

A stupid Vegan or Vegetarian person who forces their views on other people.

My girlfriend is such a "Fructard", she won't even let me eat Fritos Bean Dip! She says it has lard in it and lard comes from pigs. Who cares!? She is such a Fructard!

by Yahoodie May 16, 2023