by cat rocks! April 19, 2003

To blow your load on a girl (or guys face) and then throw a handful of fruity pebbles at them is to perfom a "fruitcake."
"Dude the other night, I was skull fucking this random chick and when I was ready to nut, I gave her a fruitcake!"
by Captain Super Nuts April 5, 2007

Fruitcakes, which are cakes containing both fruit and nuts, have been in existence since the Middle Ages, but it is unclear when the term started being used disparagingly, especially in the United Kingdom and the United States, as a slur for a 'crazy person' (e.g. "he's a complete fruitcake")
He's a complete fruitcake
by Prime8 August 11, 2015

Basically fruitcake = fuck
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL
1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL
1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter
1. DOOD, what the fruitcake!?
2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.
3. You're a fruitcake-tard.
4. You lil' fruiter.
:D
2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.
3. You're a fruitcake-tard.
4. You lil' fruiter.
:D
by omfgitsmorganf May 25, 2008

by Weebstar's Dicktionairy December 11, 2016

Tony: Your mother’s fruitcake was pretty good, Joe.
Joe: Thanks man!
Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!
Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.
Joe: Thanks man!
Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!
Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.
by Ron Willcox June 20, 2012

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
