Frosty the Fudgedipped Snowman
Frosty the Fudgedipped Snowman by SilentSoap December 16, 2023
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Frosty the fucking Snowman
Frosty the fucking Snowman by Frosty69 December 8, 2024
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when doing a doing a girl from behind in the kitchen, you flip her over and cum all over her face and breasts. you then shove her head into the freezer while continuing to bang her, only stopping when she is no longer conscious. After an unconscious state has been achieved, the male puts a top hat on her head, scarf on around her neck, and gives her a swift kick out the front door.
"Last night brooklyn asked for the frosty snowman, now she has frostbite on her giant ass and its still sore from the swift kick in the ass.
Frosty the Snow Man
Jane thought she had diarrhea, but she rememberd that her boyfriend gave her a Cold Henry earlyer. She then dumped him for not informing her about the Frosty the Snow Man.
Frosty the Snow Man by TNTwandy January 30, 2006
Frosty the SnoWoman
"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022
Frosty the Snoman
v. When a male with psoriasis is having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position and shakes his skin flakes off his body onto the female.
You should have heard Carter's girlfriend scream when he gave her a Frosty the Snoman last night; She looked like she walked through a blizzard.
Frosty the Snoman by The Original Revolution May 17, 2011