freudian slip

Synonymous with a bowel movement. Commonly used by students after a semester of introductory psychology.

Sorry i took so long . I had the wildest freudian slip in there and it dirtied up the stall. Check please!

by Sigman's Fraud November 29, 2009

[Freudian Slip]

A Freudian Slip An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Man 1: I had this big Freudian Slip today. The other day I was buying a train ticket at the station from this busty blond and instead of saying "Can you get me two tickets to Pittsburg, I said "Can you get me two pickets to Tittsberg.

Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."

by Jrizzlerose September 12, 2017

Freudian nip slip

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle

He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 12, 2021

Freudian nipple slip

When a woman claims to have accidentally exposed one or both of her breasts but subconsciously she really wanted everyone to see her tits.

I can't wait until Miley Cyrus has a Freudian nipple slip.

by CockFrobbler October 14, 2011

Freudian Selfie Nip Slip

An accidently explicit self taken photograph revealing the senders true intentions.

She sent me a freudian selfie nip slip and I knew it was on.

by Social Media Sigmund March 21, 2016

freudian auto-slip

A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect

Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip

by tem 2 fivety four member June 27, 2017

Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR

Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.

by ConW August 25, 2023