Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.

"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007

freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

freebie list

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008

freestyle sleeping

the act of sleeping when you want at random times through out the week

shasta loves freestyle sleeping, one day he grinds for 24 hours, sleeps three hours, pops some bottles while playing wii, and eventually catches five more hours of sleep later on at midnight

by Snowfall November 8, 2007

freetail therapy

Shoplifting; stealing from a shop

"I'm feeling a little down; I'd go shopping, but I can't afford it, so I'm going to indulge in some freetail therapy"

by stdPikachu January 13, 2004

freestalling

Occurs during a freestyle rap when the rapper stalls for time to think up another dope rhyme.

Freestalling in practice:

(A phat beat plays.)

Rap Artist: YEAH, BOY...

(Rap Artist moves with rhythm and determination.)

Rap Artist: UH-HUH...

(Rap Artist performs urban gesticulations to get into his creative flow.)

Rap Artist: YEAH, WHAT ... WHAT ...

(Rap Artist is finding difficulty arranging words into profound lyrics.)

Rap Artist: UHHHHHH....

(A phat beat continues to play in hopes of dope rhymes.)

by gadiv August 13, 2010

methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

by Sexydimma October 30, 2014