He is such a Faguardo
by Faggot Gayson May 27, 2018
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A challenge undertaken by casual smokers who are often low-lifes and lack meaningful occupation. To have completed 'faguary' is to have smoked one more cigarette than the day before, for every day that passes in the month of February, i.e. smoke one on the 1st, twelve on the 12th and 28 on the 28th. (Extra challenge every four years!)
Khaled: I think I'm gonna try faguary this year.
Joumana: What's wrong with you?
Khaled: I hate my life.
Joumana: What's wrong with you?
Khaled: I hate my life.
by carefulcautious January 30, 2024
Get the faguary mug.The Slang for Jaguar's Current Rebranding after the infamous "Copy Nothing" Commercial came out, where they didn't even sell a car on that Commercial, and instead just went Woke.
Average Man: Hey did you know that Jaguar Rebranded themselves to appeal to the Woke People?
Average Woman: Ugh, is Jaguar trying to appeal to the Woke now?, ugh, just as i said, Go Woke, Go Broke.
Average Man: Yeah, i think i'd just call the brand Faguar from now on.
Average Woman: Ugh, is Jaguar trying to appeal to the Woke now?, ugh, just as i said, Go Woke, Go Broke.
Average Man: Yeah, i think i'd just call the brand Faguar from now on.
by MADVAL2 November 20, 2024
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102 years of automotive history, tradition, and respect gone in a single thirty seconds...
The result of letting Capitol residents design and market their own cars.
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102 years of automotive history, tradition, and respect gone in a single thirty seconds...
The result of letting Capitol residents design and market their own cars.
See 'draguar', 'jaGuar', 'new jaguar'
"Hey man, did you see that weird ad today?"
"Do you mean the Jaguar rebrand announcement?"
"The car company?? That was like a women's clothing brand or some shit..."
"I've heard they make tampons now too... everyone's calling them "faguar" for it"
*utter speechlessness*
"create exuberant"
"live vivid"
"delete ordinary"
"break moulds"
"copy nothing"
"jaGuar"
"Do you mean the Jaguar rebrand announcement?"
"The car company?? That was like a women's clothing brand or some shit..."
"I've heard they make tampons now too... everyone's calling them "faguar" for it"
*utter speechlessness*
"create exuberant"
"live vivid"
"delete ordinary"
"break moulds"
"copy nothing"
"jaGuar"
by A certain man of pedigree December 11, 2024
Get the faguar mug.The car brand Jaguar made some "interesting" marketing decisions for the relaunch of their branding.
Instead of the car, they presented us with a freak show.
Instead of the car, they presented us with a freak show.
by Ekonir-7K December 12, 2024
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