Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 7, 2021

Kaitlyn Fontaine

Kaitlyn is very outspoken and blunt. She tends to speak before she thinks and doesn’t purposely try to hurt those effected. Kaitlyn is sweet to everyone at first, until you give her a reason not to be. Once she is comfortable with you, she will have no problem cracking jokes and play fighting.

Have you met Kaitlyn Fontaine? If not, you’re missing out. She’s THE friend.

by Kf531 February 27, 2021

Fontaine

Fontaine is just a fancy French word for fountain or spring, if you meet anyone who says it, think again about dating them or even being friends with them.

Girl 1: how was Fontaine
Girl 2: I don’t think we can be friends anymore
Girl 1: what?

by Fox glove flowers bloom November 22, 2022