Fogelberg

A guy who feigns emotional sensitivity to garner sexual favors.

That guitar dude is a total fogelberg.

by Ms. Petty Davis December 17, 2018

Chris Fore

The best principal in the entire world!
He loves football and cares for all of his students, standing strong and mighty with confidence. Ready to tackle anyone who dare oppose his godly status.
You can find his kingdom at TPAA.

Student 1: Bro who's that guy over there that is huge? He looks like Goliath!
Student 2: He's just not any random guy, he's Chris Fore!

by Cincinnatiheaven February 17, 2022

foreals

A stand alone phrase indicating disbelief or expressing a need to have any declarative statement validated. The only answer to "foreals" *is* "foreals".

i.e. "I'm leavin' his ass, girl."
"Foreals?"
"Fo-reals, girl."

or

"Shit, dog. She left me."
"Foreals?"
"Foreals, dog."

by Chelsta January 28, 2004

Fogeyphile

A young person who has a fetish for the older person

Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"

by indybob September 2, 2012

Dad Forearms

The large, meaty forearms Dads always have. They get these forearms from doing typical dad tasks such as tightening screws, hosing the car, opening jars etc.

Check out those Dad Forearms, are they not impressive!

I can't wait for the day I get Dad Forearms!

by Chester. } July 30, 2010

Eli Fogelman

Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.

The Number 1 video on Pornhub has 3 Eli Fogelman's in it.

by miss V edwards February 19, 2019

Rumpled Fore Skin

Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.

"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"

"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"

by Alexander Pierce October 29, 2007