The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."
It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
by Mindcrime December 23, 2012
Get the Dirty Fozzie mug.When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.
by Horrendarse December 30, 2020
Get the Dirty Fozzie mug.An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
by DrBird February 18, 2017
Get the Fozzie Moopet mug.When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear
by Hairy cunt March 15, 2014
Get the dirty fozzy mug.by aurora83 January 17, 2009
Get the fozzie Bear mug.When you bend over your man with a mascot uniform on and fuck him In the ass with a black strap on penis
by cozscooter April 11, 2016
Get the hot fozzie mug.When having sex with a girl fails and results in trying to get her to touch your genitalia while masturbating infront of her.
by Analegg December 17, 2016
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