1. Why do you look so exhausted?
Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011
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Get the forgasm mug.The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.
by lokoike October 25, 2006
Get the floorgasm mug.Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.
A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.
What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.
What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.
A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.
What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.
What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.
Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.
Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*
Jack Johnson: Let me do it,
Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*
Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?
Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*
Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...
Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!
Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*
Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*
Jack Johnson: Let me do it,
Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*
Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?
Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*
Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...
Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!
Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*
by Tzah September 23, 2007
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n.
1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.
n.
1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.
Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).
by Kritzinger January 7, 2006
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