Swiss Flicker Gooning

Where you let melted chocolate mixed with melted cheese flow in to your urethra

I burned my cock while swiss flicker gooning

by WIINIVGC October 14, 2025

Flicker goon

The act of gooning whilst only using your tongue

When I saw my grandma’s baby pictures I knew I had to flicker goon to it!

by Skibidi sigma gyat May 26, 2024

Swedish flicker gooning

Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.

Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.

by Hduzk January 11, 2025

flicker gooning

Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.

Hey Chrisitan, how was that flicker gooning session? Mine went so fast I burned my dick!

by itwasntmilk May 26, 2024

Indian flicker gooning

Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.

im starting my no-shower year, i want to try indian flicker gooning

by Creamiest leader December 21, 2024

Dagestani flicker goon

A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone

Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.

by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025

Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.

Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us

by RealRibby May 24, 2024