flex tape is a tape presented to us by the god himself, Phil Swift. its also a beautiful meme
phil swift:Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
by Just An Artistic Gay Kid February 28, 2019
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Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.
With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!
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1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.
Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!
by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018
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a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020
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a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020
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I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it
by Miff_ May 19, 2018
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