farmington hills

city in michigan. about 30-45 mins from detroit. it's pretty lame. home of the farmington school distict. there are 3 high schools:
north - the smart school
harrison - the sports school....it's becoming really ghetto though because lots of people from detroit are coming over
farmington - umm not really known for anything it's all about hhs and nfhs.
there is absolutely nothing to do in farmington hills it is very, very lame. i can't wait to get the hell out of this shithole city.

farmington hills is lame as fuck.

by shayyyshayyy October 13, 2008

North Farmington High School

A cruel psychological experiment used on innocent children to study emotional patterns, attempting to figure out how fast everyone begins to hate each other and become physically violent.

Fred: “Yo did you see that fight at between those two girls yesterday at B Lunch?”

Matt: “I’m not shocked. It’s North Farmington High School. The experiment must have fucked their minds up.”

by Jewfoo58 October 14, 2021

Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.

Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."

by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011

Farmington New Hampshire

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"

Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"

by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010

Farmington

Where all the kids vape and smoke

Yo we bout to be lit up in dis bitch its farmington

by Hey oooo i vape October 18, 2019

farmington

the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.

believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.

by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004

Flemingdon Park

This is notoriously the worst neighbourhood in all of Canada with the crime rate going higher everyday it rates 10/10 for police rating which means it's a nightmare for them. It is the most multicultural neighbourhood in North America with over 85% of the people living there being immigrants and refugies. Almost all of those immigrants are from Africa (especially Somalia), and South Asian backround (pakistan, afghanistan, iraq, srilanka, india, etc). It has had a very checkered history of crime such as gang violence, shootings, murders, stabbings, drug deals, robberies, extorsion and many, many more. Recent studies showed that over 75% of the people living there live below the poverty line big time and are starving now from a recent shutdown of a food bank by there. There are many Gangsta rappers living there also who having repping their hood for many years but the biggest ones who have connections with 'The Game' are JB, D-Brown, Sly tha Ryda, Chopz and a few more. The FPC (Flemo Park Crew) includes 6 major gangs including GCP (The most respected and violent street gang in Canada with the most drug deals ever to be made), Stick Up Kids, Flemo Likkle Yoots, Random Act, H-Block Bloodz and H-Block Crips. Other names for Flemingdon Park include Flemo Park and H-Block. In other words, this is a very very dirty ghetto gutter slum poor violent crime neighbourhood.

Tourist: Hi,Im lost and Im not familiar with the Flemindon Park area can you help me get around please?
Gangsta: Ye dawg ill help yo ass. Come n chill at ma place fo a lil.
Tourist: Sure, thank you so much, Flemingdon Park seems like a creat community.
Gangsta: (Bang, bang, bang, bang) ye biaatch talk to the clip, now time to rob yo mafaing ass fo steppin in ma hood.

by kadjiam April 2, 2007