classhole

An asshole of higher order demonstrating calculated assholishness. Aspires to have more creativity than the common asshole and takes pride in pulling off assholish things. Usually accompanied by apologetic friends.

PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Why the fuck is Brass Monkey playing over and over?"
PIZZA SHOP PATRON #2: "Some dude dumped 10 bucks into the jukebox and picked that gay ass song to play like 50 times. And then he left."
PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Feck! What a classhole!"

"I'm sorry my friend shat on your driveway - he's kind of a classhole."

by JJJ Jr. Shabadoo July 20, 2006

frasshole

Synonym for navel or belly button used when discussing the anatomy of a person that has a large amount of protruding frontal belly fat, otherwise known as a frass or "front ass".

"Did you see Rosie digging around in her frasshole for lint? Disgusting!"

by Hoboriffic March 14, 2009

flashley

A girl named Ashley took nudes of herself and emailed to a male friend. That 'friend' took the ~pleasure in sharing the pictures with others.
Thus, Flashley.

Dude #1: "I heard Ashley's vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard..."
Dude #2: "It does. I saw pics. She looks like a total yeti down thurr."
Dude #1: "Lmfao, Flashley!"

by likesleeveofwizard April 23, 2008

blasshole

a black asshole; any person of dark complexion that acts like an asshole

Fuck PITT, Levance Fields is such a blasshole.

by GMile March 28, 2009

classhole

A classhole is a rare breed of student, the kind who insists upon commenting upon absolutely everything the professor says, even if his/her comment is as meaningless as nodding and verbally giving his assent/dissent. The classhole also answers just about every question asked, even when everyone else is sick to death of hearing him/her spew their insignificant opinions about topics nobody really cares about in the first place. Class is a time to shut your mouth and listen to the professor, who has years of education and probably four or five different diplomas to boot; the knowledge of the classhole pales in comparison, but this is a fact that is only evident to everyone else in the class. The classhole, so smitten with themselves, remains ignorant.

The foreign exchange student who nods his head every time the professor says something "meaningful" and voices his opinion every damn chance he gets is undoubtedly a classhole.

by Sterling Memorial October 21, 2008

flamhole

The orifice that your incessant blathering comes from.

Shut your damn flamhole!

by Maticus Marwood November 18, 2010

Classhole

Noun- Someone who uses his money or social status to excuse being rude or treating others disrespectfully.

Typical classhole. Cuts to the front of the line yelling on his Bluetooth the whole time.

by JagMagnet October 10, 2014