Bozo Flares

Pubes that hang out the sides of a bikini.

She had huge bozo flares hanging out of her swim suit bottoms

by Freak66tone February 19, 2021

solar flares

prominences of super-heated plasma expelled by the sun

The temperature on Mercury rises when there is increased activity of solar flares from the sun.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

FLARS

Funny Like A Racist Joke

Dave: Life is funny.

MsBuffy: FLARS!.

by MsBuffy August 11, 2011

flares

The world's best trousers. Ever. Period.

Dude, those are some rad flares. Rock on.

by Weeto November 2, 2003

Flapos

Abbreviation for:

Fat-Lazy-Ass-Piece-Of-Shit =
F.L.A.P.O.S.

You need to wake up at 5am, so don't be a FLAPOS!

by dna_rat June 16, 2005

flargshnorfin

A second rate handjob similar in quality to Ikea bookshelves and/or couches.

Dieter could tell from Gretchen's lazy eye that this night could only result in a flargshnorfin.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

Flares

Flares --- the only trousers a hippy will ever wear. the only trousers for trendies and hippies in the '70s, but went out of style except for hippies who still wear them, and believe they will eventually come back in fashion. This is like the Second Coming for hippies. Flares eventually got even wider and became LOONS, before disappearing from the real world.

FLARES were often converted from normal jeans by adding pieces of old curtains until they looked like jeans with inverted lampshades attached.

"like man, flares will come back one day"

"look at the 70's throwback - flared trousers, flared shirt, flared hair and flared head."

by Dud Fivers December 8, 2013